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For two weeks in row, FFF has featured heterosexual sex. This is possibly a record. Diddy Kong was quite pissed at his friend Dixie Kong, embarrassing him in his 4th grade class was totally unacceptable. What happened was Diddy was playing catch with his friends and Dixie asked to join saying she could throw the ball harder. Protip: If your banana tastes sour to any degree, there is something terribly wrong with your banana. As the Star Wars Holiday Special has taught us, most large, ape-like creatures enjoy pornography immensely, so it should be no surprise that Donkey Kong has a stash dirty mags. Press continue to continue…. I wonder if Female Bondage readers were perturbed at the sudden inclusion of bestiality in their magazine. Pornographers, please keep your porn on point! Except the sex part and by now he understood sex pretty well for his age looking at so many pornos behind closed doors.
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I completely relate to all you've written; many of us have come to see Mormonism for what it is, and the severe damage it does to human brains. Then I do my own work I am a recruiter and I work remotely most of the time, which is incredibly convenient for our relationship. I even had someone tell me I should know better than to marry a nomo. Break up with her. Mormon girls are thirsting for strong, confident, masculine men. Honestly i love my baby future doctor honestly i would never leave her, but im scared of not knowing how to deal with all situations and emotions by myself, and this have already began, that means evrytime is going to be worse and ill got to be more strong. So i try and be supportive with cute texts and never asking him to call me or do anything, but it is hard not to feel resentful. As for deciding to marry someone who is not mormon, here is how I made the decision. Well, maybe not a total disaster, that is a bit exaggerated. It should be our time with boys.

For two weeks in row, FFF has featured heterosexual sex. This is possibly a record. Diddy Kong was quite pissed at his friend Dixie Kong, embarrassing him in his 4th grade class was totally unacceptable. What happened was Diddy was playing catch with his friends and Dixie asked to join saying she could throw the ball harder. Protip: If your banana tastes sour to any degree, there is something terribly wrong with your banana.

As the Star Wars Holiday Special has taught us, most large, ape-like creatures enjoy pornography immensely, so it should be no surprise that Donkey Kong has a stash dirty mags. Press continue to continue…. I wonder if Female Bondage readers were perturbed at the sudden inclusion of bestiality in their magazine. Pornographers, please keep your porn on point! Except the sex part and by now he understood sex pretty well for his age looking at so many pornos behind closed doors.

He then pulled out his cock and rubbed it, pulling at its circumcised flesh and rubbing it upwards and downwards getting into the sensation. Hey , Diddy thought. I can stick a light bulb in her ass. He moved his hand up and down on his cock as he pushed up the piss like feeling from the bottom of the cock upwards to the head, and pulled it back down as he picked up the pace but he made sure he went slow otherwise it would feel good.

He observed the sky and how the sun was three-forths underneath the horizon and he looked straight up at the black sky and stars and tilted his head towards the sun as he could see the difference. Its slowly got lighter the lower his head went, he then shook his head realizing how late it was getting and why the heck he was staring at the sunset. He lit the candles for the front door light. He then opened the wooden door as he slammed it shut, however there was a observing shadow in the trees. She stepped out the shadows to reveal herself as Dixie Kong staying out late because her legal guardians were also at the banana republic, and her babysitter was obviously too stupid to even notice.

She thought about walking in and apologizing to Diddy Kong or leaving him alone for a while and by that she means stalking him and observing his every move. Nah I like him more than that…..

Please do not try and force this story to conform to your linear notions of space and time. It will only hurt you if you try. Dixie than tried walking towards him but she obviously took one step too close as Diddy thought of doing something seriously wrong. But faster than she realized the boy had grabbed her by the arm and dragged her out the house onto the high porch. One he wants a real apology or something better that this, two he cant understand what she was saying, or three he was seriously angry.

Dixie immediately shut up as Diddy jumped to the bottom. In the banana cave. When did Diddy Kong draw these pictures? Why did he put them in the banana cave? Why is Dixie talking out loud to herself?

She said not really crying but on the verge of tears as Diddy slammed the door open as he looked like he was crying just a bit. Dixie then got a bit angry and stood up and walked towards the angry monkey and decided to give him a piece of her mind. This is like the French new wave cinema of Donkey Kong Country erotic fan fiction. My interpretation is that the author is a lunatic.

She knew she fucked up, her self pride got to her again. Did… did the banana cave have an electric bondage platform in there already? Did Diddy bring it with him? Did Dixie not notice it until just this second? Diddy then pulled out two handcuffs and walked back over to her, she then walked back a bit but ran into a pillar. She looked down at the angry monkey whom ignored what she just did and pressed a remote which caused a platform to rise up from the floor under the bananas.

Eletronic bondage platform, pillars, raising platforms — what was the banana cave used for before it was banana storage? Diddy then went down on his knees and placed the cuffs on her ankles, then she got a bit angry and bent her knees right in his face.

Then he placed his hands on his face. Dixie chewed the banana as the next thing she felt his finger move against her thigh, Dixie swallowed the banana and looked at him. Dixie then shoved his hands away as the monkey sighed.

Diddy then grabbed her leg and pulled her back. Diddy said as Dixie closed her eyes and stuck her tongue out. He felt this and got angry, he grabbed her blonde hair and pulled her head up. He slapped her face quite harshly. Diddy countered as Dixie cried even more a bit but decided to go with it, she put her head down and unwillingly licked the head.

Dixie weirdly kinda liked the dirtiness and started getting into this licking of the penis thing. She rubbed her tongue down to his ballsac, her tongue slid right over the vain and covered it with her warm saliva.

She then kissed the head of his cock and wrapped her lips around the head of the penis. Please note that the author, before revealing this new character as Tiny Kong, described her as tiny. That is such awful writing that I want to tear my own head off and throw it down an elevator shaft.

His cock was completely in her mouth, the warmth of her mouth was overwhelming as Tiny shoved her mouth up and down along his shaft. She got back into her mood again and kissed the top of his saliva covered dick, she licked around the head for a while and decided to take the plunge.

The little monkey shoved back up and coughed a bit in surprise as she turned in anger at Tiny, whom raised her hands defensively. Diddy then untied her arms and legs which gave her better access , she gripped the dick with her hands and wrapped her lips around the head of the cock.

Tiny observed her cheeks bulge a bit every time Diddy pushed down. That makes less than no sense. This story is the square root of -1 of fan fiction. Things only get more traumatizingly awful from here, so take a moment and decide whether you really want to continue. Diddy said as Tiny looked down at the monkey girl in disbelief, then she slapped her ass hard.

The monkey girl got up and walked to the bondage set and pulled a box over to Diddy and Dixie. Dixie felt like she needed air otherwise she would puke, which Diddy wouldnt mind actually since the squishiness might make this experience better.

Dixie then came up and breathed for air, while she was doing that she rubbed his cock with her hands and squeezed the shaft. Dixie was blowing him as she moved her mouth off of it and took her thumb and rubbed the head of the penis, exposing his cock to the cold air. Diddy blushed at the comment and let Dixie do her work. What box is this? Tiny was moaning loudly as the viberator now had direct contact on her juicy pussy, she increased the power which was too much for her to handle. Diddy then picked Dixie up and hugged her, she hugged back as Diddy plunged his cock into her pussy, completely breaking her virgin barrier.

But was it damped in pussy juice? Tiny then gave two cloths pins to Diddy and walked behind Dixie. Look, after the story so far, nothing is really impossible at this point. Tiny rubbed the rubber cock inside of her buttcheeks. Diddy was thrusting harder and harder into her pussy, her juices was covering his cock with her cum. He was moaning as he made out with Dixie. Diddy then pushed her tongue out and caressed her tongue as well.

Seriously, what happened to the clothespins? Remember that, gentlemen. She then placed the clothspin on her right nipple which tented red. She swirled her tongue around the sweet juices, then she turned it around a licked the dirtiness of her ass on the dildo. Tiny sucked the sweet scat off of the dildo. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from He is currently the managing editor of io9.

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